Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well I have others.

If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

You people have a religion of death that fills you with the joy and courage to confront it...I do not. I believe the only essential thing is to be alive.- Abrenucio

You are only happy in life if you forget the bad things and focus on the good things

Everything in the seen world is a dim reflection or representation of the unseen world.

He mocks the people who proposes that the government shall protect the rich and that they in turn will care for the laboring poor.

It would scarcely be acceptable, for example, to ask in the course of an ordinary conversation what our society holds to be the purpose of work.

It's great to play a rock star. Maybe not so great to be one.

I like shorter jokes. I like fewer words. I think the more ideas there are the, the fewer words there should be.

You never grow out of high school sadly.

The heart thinks of everything you can give, and the soul thinks of everything you are.

Let us, therefore, foresake the vanity of the crowd and their false teachings, and turn back to the word delivered to us from the beginning.