Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a huge research staff to study the problem.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.

The US has not imposed democracy in Yemen, its people have.

The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

The government is shutting down the coal industry, they say it's cheaper to draw nuclear power off the French grid and cheaper to buy coal from Colombia.

She loves mysteries that she became one.

The red washing down the bathtub can’t change the color of the sea at all.

I have only been seeking to get them to the negotiating table and, thank God, that's where they are.

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

I love music, it kind of comes naturally and has always been a part of my world.

Exceptional results arrive only when exceptional people put in exceptional effort. It never arises by accident or good fortune.

If there must always be a laboring population distinct from proprietors and employers, we regard the slave system as decidedly preferable to the system at wages.

It took me getting to my 50s before I could say "Whatever!" about other people's criticism, especially when it's not true.

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach...just make sure you thrust upward through his ribcage.

Off the court, I tend to stick to the classics, but I like to have fun with color and accessories. I'm from Spain, so colors are important for me.