Monty Python: A documentary series on everyday life in Great Britain.

It was more like an abortion than music, but he got a wildly enthusiastic response from the crowd. Well, we're all pro-choice out here in Hillmont, after all.

Maybe they notice me wincing whenever I hear them say it, but I don't know: there are all sorts of reasons I could be wincing. Life is a wince-a-thon.

Sam Hellerman is a genius!

There's always a bit of suspense about the particular way in which a given school year will get off to a bad start.

Normal: lacking in taste, compassion, understanding, kindness, and ordinary human decency.

High School is the penalty for transgressions yet to be specified.

Girls have all the same parts, basically, and so much of how they look depends on the attitude, expectations, and obsessions of those who are looking at them.

D and D: a role-playing game played only by very cool guys.

You’d be surprised who will back down when you speak up.

The single biggest surprise about arriving to the Senate is the defeatist attitude here.

Too much good fortune can make you smug and unaware. Happiness should be like an oasis, the greener for the desert that surrounds it.

A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."

There is always in February some one day, at least, when one smells the yet distant, but surely coming, summer.

Vanity well fed is benevolent. Vanity hungry is spiteful.

But common sense has no place in first love and never has.

I've always said the shoes must never tell the foot how big to be.

At Christmas time I sat on Santa's lap. His fly was open ! Boy what a present he gave me !

It's taken me years to embrace the softer elements of who I am and let that shine some.