Moral: It all depends.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

In politics, nothing is contemptible.

Excellent memories are often coupled with feeble judgments.

Religion is always falling apart.

Reporting Iran's dossier to the UN security council will be unconstructive and the end of diplomacy.

I don't categorize myself. I don't think I'm perceived as a female act by my audience. My fans include just as many men as women.

I remember being in intensive care, looking at the clock and thinking 'don't go to sleep, don't go to sleep'. I can laugh about it now but I was petrified.

If I had to live my life in anticipation of what others thought of me, little would get done.

Lord, make me a blessing to someone today

There is nothing proper about what you are doing, soldier, but do try to kill me properly.

But maybe those things are like background noise if you’re from here. Maybe you have to experience this as a whole new place to appreciate it like I do.