Morally considered, laughter is next to the Ten Commandments.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

One must realize that war is common, and justice strife, and that all things come to be through strife and are (so) ordained.

We want God to change situations. God wants to change us in them.

Never forget that solitude is my lot ... I implore those who love me to love my soli

If you're afraid to smile, you're afraid of life.

We believe in personal choice, rather than society dictating how we must live our lives.

Even the idiot may have a message for us

Instead of the international police action we had hoped for during the war in Kosovo, there are wars again - conducted with state-of-the-art technology, but still in the old style

When Goldie Hawn wrote her memoirs, no one said Goldie Hawn was snitching. When Jane Fonda wrote her memoirs, no one said Jane Fonda was snitching.

The worst decision is indecision.

As an actor, I am meant to dabble with different themes and genres.