More action packed than a Cardiff pub with Anne Robinson.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many people remember you when you die.

Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.

Look at Abi Titmuss. This year she's been tied to more bed posts than David Blunkett's guide dog.

Hollywood - it's either people who are unhappy or soon will be.

Sometimes a smile is all that is needed to change a person’s day and it cost me nothing to give.

Why do we have to humiliate someone to crack a joke??? Do what u would like people to do with u..

The lawyer's truth is not Truth, but consistency or a consistent expediency.

Do you know how many concerts I've done in my whole life, in more than 35 years of performing? Sixty-four.

Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often.

No room can be called perfect unless it has real comfort.

If you have to maintain self-esteem by pulling down the standing of others, you are extraordinarily unfortunate.

From the time she was born, until she was fifteen, I didn't know where I left off and she began. We were joined at the hip or the heart or the brain.

When you get the money, you still need to keep going; you don't stop. There has to be something else. I think it's the freedom to do what you want and to live your dreams.

Yes, after some time spent last year on other commitments, most of them speaking engagements, I am now about halfway through a novel that I hope will come out in 1998.