More always means worse.

The first, indeed the only, requirement of a diet is that it should lose you weight without reducing your alcoholic intake by the smallest degree.

The rewards for being sane may not be very many, but knowing what's funny is one of them.

If you can't annoy somebody, there is little point in writing.

Only a world without love strikes me as instantly and decisively more terrible than one without music.

If you are using an adverb, you have got the verb wrong.

A bad review may spoil your breakfast, but you shouldn't allow it to spoil your lunch.

Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure.

It is natural and harmless in English to use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way.

Women are really much nicer than men: No wonder we like them.

Trust is an act of the mind, while obedience is an act of the hands and feet.

My wife is a very attractive woman, and she's always worried about her diet. But she doesn't pay attention to me, and I don't pay attention to her. She's a vegetarian, and it drives me crazy.

Remember that there is nothing in God but what is godlike; and that He is either not at all, or truly and perfectly good.

Bear the burdens of others, but don't put them in your pocket too.

I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.

When being is divorced from doing, pious thoughts become an adequate substitute for washing dirty feet.

The earth is suffocating... Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive.

I sometimes think I'm a mechanic. I just take pictures.

Low pay generally means harder work under worse conditions.

The unutterable violence of the Holocaust shook our confidence in the possibility of telling any story of faith at all.