More diets start in dress shops than in doctors' offices.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Ulysses was an elaborate prank, and our supposed intellectual elite continue to fall for it.

In the twenty-first century, human minds, and to a lesser extent, human hearts can work like well calibrated precision instruments, but who can write the universal manual on imagination?

It is when we experience God most closely that our hearts burn most passionately to show his compassion to others.

When people are free to choose, they choose freedom

If the creation is separated from the creator, the creation will die

I turned you into a stranger in order to forget you and now I'm the stranger.

No matter where I run, I meet myself there.

Hillary Clinton is using a private server for - where classified information go by. This is a - this is a serious administration?

I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

I prepare myself very intensely. I am at the theatre four hours before the performance. It allows for complete concentration and preparation.