More modern poetry is written than read.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women.

Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin.

A firm, hearty handshake gives a good first impression, and you'll never be forgiven if you don't live up to it.

At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child — miserable, as all spoiled children are, unsatisfied, demanding, ill-disciplined, despotic and useless. Liberalism is a philosophy of sniveling brats.

There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.

Watching Republicans in Washington is like watching lemmings, if lemmings jumped into cesspools instead of off cliffs. Splash! There goes Mark Foley!

Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race

A double-minded person is unstable in all his doing

I always voted at my party's call And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

I don't ever wanna drink again, I just, ooh I just need a friend

Films have never shown the kind of relationship that can exist between two women.

To see we must forget the name of the thing we are looking at.

We always had a central committee. They were mesmerized by Eldridge Cleaver.

Lord, there's danger in this land, you get witch hunts and wars when church and state hold hands.

It's very relaxing for me to sing. It's a good break from the hard training and the fighting.

I have a passion for life that allows me to make the most of my days and fill them with work and play.

I don't go along with going to Moon first to build a launch pad to go to Mars. We should go to Mars from Earth orbit. We have already been to the Moon; we've already practiced.