More people are bribed by their own money than anybody else's.

The man who reads only for improvement is beyond the hope of much improvement before he begins.

Take every failure as an experience, cause to be successful you need experience.

The past marks on your slate only live on in your memory, if you allow them to remain. They can't affect your future if they're no longer there.

By myself I am not large enough to call the whole man into activity

Each man has some part to play.

The evil which one suffers patiently as inevitable seems insupportable as soon as he conceives the idea of escaping from it.

People of this world are deluded. They're always longing for something - always, in a word, seeking.

You know, I'm cursed with morals. I was raised a certain way. I wish I wasn't. I wish I was raised by wolves.

Catholic girls with tiny little mustaches.

She would have liked not to be alive, or to be always asleep.

I looked at her and tried to speak, but all I could think about was how shocked she'd be if I said what I was thinking.

Election night is the easiest time to act like a grownup.