More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The most incredible thing about being a parent is seeing your own personality come out in your children.

In mathematics and science definition are simple, but bare-bones. Until you get to a problem which you understand it takes hundreds and hundreds of pages and years and years of learning.

The greatest limitations you will ever face will be those you place on yourself.

The curtain of the universe is moth-eaten, and through its holes we see nothing now but mask and ghost.

People want to tear me down, they were going to knife me anyway.

There's nothing that really motivates me anymore and demands that I get up in the morning. In the past it was Yves Saint Laurent.

I have come to regard the law courts not as a cathedral but rather as a casino.

Make the basic shot-making decision early, clearly and firmly, and then ritualize all the necessary acts of preparation.

I was nine when I first knew I wanted to be a writer, in particular, a poet.