More people have been ruined by their upright friends than ever have been by their enemies!

It's all right to be disillusioned, but you can't be disillusioning.

I suppose it's part of being a good politician to be able to spot the most important men in any group without outside assistance.

You're in the democratic West now, lady. Anybody's as good as anybody else as long as he's got the dough to prove it.

It is only fair to admit, however, that my batting average in the crystal ball league is point, zero, zero, zero.

The thing about George Barrol is that he's always putting his own and other people's feet into things that had best be left quite free of feet.

There's nothing harder to stop than somebody who wants to believe a miracle.

Nobody's ever decided what success is, out here.

If you know the dark, you find it has a light of its own to let you see.

Men ruin cars. That's one of the things every woman knows.

bitterness hardly cares what food it eats.

You can't get out of life alive, so you may as well have a good time.

In difficult times bring to mind my words and the sound of my voice. In that way, I shall always be present for you.

I know there are a lot of people out there who have the best intentions but not the voice, so it's about people like me to give them a voice and hear their ideas.

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

I hope to die right in the middle of a song and right on the stage doing what I love to do. I hope to be about 120 when that happens.

Don’t sleep with people who don’t read.

But of course in my world nothing is political. And everything's about policy and governance. And maybe a bit of politics.

I was born in Columbia in 1954, the year the Supreme Court invalidated racial segregation in public schools. I visited frequently but did not live there.

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

Do you have a multiple personality disorder?