More people write poetry than read it.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Nowadays it's more beneficial to act like a mutt, than understand reality.

for my characters to endure.           Chapter

[Jesus Christ] used to have blue eyes but I painted them brown like mine and everybody’s, to make him normal.

You'll probably get three horses and you have to draw a good buckin' horse. That's mighty tough.

We’re on a mission from God.

Service is what life is all about.

La musique avant toute chose.

The resurrection was God the Father's way of authenticating all of the truths that were declared by Jesus.

Always staying focused is something that's been very tough for me. I'm still working on it.

Present opportunities are not to be neglected; they rarely visit us twice.