More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

What I've learned about writing is that sometimes less is more, while often more is grander. And both are true.

I don't know what happened to me, " he said, shaking his head. "I honestly don't." ... "You grew up, Alex.

Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.

Understanding who you are within leads to changing a man’s value and behavior

Unfortunately, people who always tell the truth don't have many friends.

I would rather be disliked for who I am than to be respected for who I'm not.

My body mirrors my state of mind. I am healthy, whole and complete

I’ll parade with those who are alone like me. They exist. They are very few, but they exist. I’ll find them.

Really, I think of fame as distracting; it's something you have to get around.

Spices are very hot, very hip. I love spices. I've always loved the Mediterranean flavors.