Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come up behind and give him one really hard.

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

While having a strong character foundation may not sell newspapers, increase TV ratings, or make a person famous, it's essential for building a life that is meaningful and matters.

Be your best company.

Absolutely. No more pretending!

You see, Max, the problem is not that the mouse is in the maze, but that the maze is in the mouse.

Be still, and the world is bound to turn herself inside out to entertain you. Everywhere you look, joyful noise is clanging to drown out quiet desperation.

An unexamined idea, to paraphrase Socrates, is not worth having and a society whose ideas are never explored for possible error may eventually find its foundations insecure.

And by letting go of trying to control the uncontrollable...you ironically increase...the probability of getting what you want.

You see a person when you look in the mirror that no one sees but you. Other people see a person when they look at you, but you're not that person, either.

I'm not a movie star and I know that.

Is there anything more useless than a crouton? I sometimes wake up in the small hours with a start and realise that what's roused me is an overpowering urge to visit violence on its originator.