Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Someone feeling wronged is like someone feeling thirsty. Don’t tell them they aren’t. Sit with them and have a drink.

Disbelief is easy, Kane. It’s faith that takes courage, and character.

Confidence comes from relentless pursuit of perfection.

Love knows not from where you came, what religion you are, or even your name. Discover it and you will be whole, for when you do you have found your soul.

What the hell difference does it make?

I've always been the kind of person that doesn't like to trespass, but sometimes you just find yourself over the line.

There has been no electricity in Baghdad for a week and the people are angry. You would be angry too if you couldn't watch your brand new stolen TV.

I began to realize that by carefully selecting the depth of field and making it narrow, I could create a sense of movement and reality that was in fact not there.

Analogies are figures intended to serve as fatal weapons if they succeed, and as innocent toys if they fail.

How unfortunate and how narrowing a thing it is for a man to have wealth who makes a god of it instead of a servant

With a gentleman I am always a gentleman and a half, and with a fraud I try to be a fraud and a half.