Moses, who said when the Red Sea parted, What the hell was that? I was just going in for a dip! Never got a dinner!

There is only one goal. That's to keep working and keep flossing.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Moses, who said to the children of Israel, Wear your galoshes; I never did this trick before. Never got a dinner!

Donald Trump's mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barber's chair! Never got a dinner!

Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!

George W. Bush, who said to Pope John Paul II, Give us a visit, and bring the missus. Never got a dinner!

King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!

Orville Wright said to his brother, "Wilbur, you were only in the air for 12 seconds. How could my luggage be in Cleveland?"

Jack the Ripper's mother, who said to Jack, How come I never see you with the same girl twice? Never got a dinner!

Moriré besando a Simon Snow. Simon Snow morirá besándome.

Your being happy is an incentive to the world.

You're safe now.

By and large, the gospel of grace is neither proclaimed, understood, nor lived.

A poll earlier this year showed that 42 per cent of Americans believe we're in the End Times.

I teamed up with the PGA of America to help promote a weekend of golf that raises scholarship money for kids who lost a parent or whose parent was severely wounded in combat.

The only crime equaling inhumanity is the crime of indifference, silence, and forgetting.

Every morning brings thousands of opportunities; and thousands of perils too! Life is open to all the possibilities that a man can not even imagine!

I'm not a teacher, but an awakener.

Sometimes there are painters or very famous artists who start to become artists after they are dead because an audience or a public know about their art after they die.