Moslem: people who believe suicide is a good way to get laid.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

In the years since his murder, we have transformed King into a kind of innocuous black Santa Claus.

We must continue to prove to the world that we can provide a rising standard of living for all men without loss of civil rights or human dignity to any man.

My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.

Birth was something that came quite unexpectedly, and afterwards there was one child more in the house.

Please watch out for each other and love and forgive everybody. It's a good life, enjoy it.

If you still think you're a young pup then you are, no matter what the calendar says

I am a huge, huge, huge fan of index funds. They are the investor’s best friend and Wall Street’s worst nightmare.

Television made a lot of difference in country music. It's progress. I believe in progress.

Desire is never final, desire is imprecise and impractical [...]