Most Americans will let liberals and conservatives play their games because most Americans don't pay attention.

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.

The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.

Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.

We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.

You've got bad eating habits if you use a grocery cart in 7-Eleven.

Maybe democrats will eventually turn on Obamacare when they realize you might need a photo I.D. to participate in the program.

Xenophobia doesn't benefit anybody unless you're playing high-stakes Scrabble.

There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.

It's foolish to be prejudiced. There are so many reasons to hate people on an individual basis.

In marriage, God rarely starts with the issues on the table. He starts with the ones in our hearts

And your fear boils my fu*king blood Angel, makes me fu*king hungry, do you know that? ~Sade~

You are you and you are me. You are the Keshet.

The difference between being an actor and a director is simple. The director has to hide his panic; the actor doesn't.

The thing that impresses me most about this country is its hopefulness. It is this which distinguishes it from Europe, where there is hopeless depression and fear.

there is no harm in being afraid. The only harm is in doing what Fear tells you. Fear is not your master! Laugh in his face and he will run away.

When I write now, I pretend I'm holding hands with the old me. I try to make sense of all those questions for her.

It won't be easy, that is why I have always failed where others have succeeded.

What the American Indian Movement says is that the American Indians are the Palestinians of the United States, and the Palestinians are the American Indians of Europe.

The reasons there are so many clichés about universes inside of dewdrops is because there are universes inside of dewdrops.