Most anthologists of poetry or quotations are like those who eat cherries or oysters, first picking the best and ending by eating everything.

A day without laughter is a day wasted.

Contemplation often makes life miserable. We should act more, think less, and stop watching ourselves live.

The sunset glow of self-possession.

There are more people who wish to be loved than there are who are willing to love.

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.

The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Pleasure can be supported by an illusion; but happiness rests upon truth.

Intelligent people make many mistakes because they cannot believe the world is really as foolish as it is.

Society is divided into two classes, the shearers and the shorn.

Better not to invent her in her absence. Better to wait until she's actually here. Then he can make her up as she goes along.

We must share! Sharing IS caring. Share everything: every idea, every resource, every story, every gift, every worry and every burden. Share yourself.

To be slightly evil is to embrace life.

Facing facts is definitely preferable to facing defeat.

All human actions are equivalent and all are on principle doomed to failure.

Be intensely result-oriented in everything you do. This is a key characteristic of high performers.

The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.

One of the things we're all going to have to discover, establishment is just an abusive term for institutions. It's institutions that keep us free.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

A women under stress is not immediately concerned with finding solutions to her problems but rather seeks relief by expressing herself and being understood