Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.

Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'

I’m not playing the race card. I’m playing the rice card.

To slur “feminism” into “humanism” is to usurp women’s voices once again, to make the singular feminine into the so-called universal masculine.

The Biblical stories are sacred inspiration.

I liked the drama of getting stoned.

The more I see of Italy and her treasures, the more I see paganism in Christianity.

The gate is straight, Deep and wide, Break on through to the other side...

It is so beautifully ironic that St. Francis - the great lover of animals - is now a pigeon's target in countless yards.

I saw why people died and how they died. I saw gunshot wounds and liver failure. It was a good learning experience, so I came regularly on weekends and holidays.

I go to sleep at night, and I feel like I just dreamed the whole day.

Writing's about getting up, getting well, and getting over. Getting happy, okay? Getting happy.

The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.