Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste.

I was in Kashmir last weekend. Went to visit one of my sweaters.

A lot of alliteration from anxious anchors placed in powerful posts!

I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.

Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive?

Your spouse should be just attractive enough to turn you on. Anything more is trouble.

If you want to be a writer, just write. There's no magic to it.

Getting older is a lot of fun. Right up there with chewing glass or putting your hand in a blender.

I can't not put humor in a book.

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up.

Relaxation is the absence of worry.

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

But then, that was the problem with pretty toy stitches. When real life got hold of them, they always tore out.

The angrier you were, the less likely you were to think clearly.

"Like a Rolling Stone" [of Bob Dylan] is a kiss-off song like none before or since.

Regardless of Bobby's recent hate-filled rantings, which I abhor, he is nonetheless one of the greatest chessplayers of all time.

Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.

Our self-love can be resigned to the sacrifice of everything but itself.

The mind quickly responds to teaching and discipline. You can make the mind give you back anything you want.

Its not over, until the Lord says its over.

If ever there was a time for a PM ready and able to do the job from day one, this is it.