Most everyone seems willing to be a fool himself, but he can't bear to have anyone else one.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

I don't want a new purpose. I want what's mine. I want my birthright.

My real soul...? It’s real only when it’s independent...

Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.

suffering is a misunderstood pain

We have buried so much of the delicate magic of life.

God had only one Son, and He was a missionary.

I have to warn you. I promised my mother, a long time ago. She said I had to give folks a chance to walk away.

Take one, and you cannot take the other. But neither path is safe. Which way would you walk — the way of hard truths or the way of fine lies?

I love films, I love movies, I love television, I love television series, I love the internet, I love anything that enhances images. But most of all, I love, love movies.

Pessimism is an excuse for not trying and a guarantee to a personal failure.