Most humans know better than to cross a wizard. A cat does not care.

The Specters feast as vampires feast on blood, but the Specters’ food is attention. A conscious and informed interest in the world. The immaturity of children is less attractive to them.

Practicing yoga is like tuning up your car: it allows the bode to function in accordance with what it was designed to do.

I try to be as quiet as I can at the plate, but still aggressive.

The traveler must be born again on the road, and earn a passport from the elements.

Life is a video game. No matter how good you get, you are always zapped in the end.

Where are the forms the sculptor's soul hath seized? In him alone, Can nature show as fair?

My mum's always on at me to have children and blames 'that stupid stage thing you do' for me not already having a family.

You'll go insane if you try to have a picture-book house.

I never expected anything to be given to me.

Refuse to let an old person move into your body.