Most marriages can survive 'better or worse'. The tester is all the years of 'exactly the same'.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Art is the product of an imperfect world. In an ideal world, art would not exist.

The question is not what I should do in the future to get it, but rather, what am I presently doing that prevents me from realizing it right now?

My dad gave me a haircut... and it wasn't a very good one. When I went out of the house, my friends got on my case and said it looked like someone put a chili bowl over my head and cut around it.

We did something that bands are kind of afraid of, or at least used to be, [which] is the YouTube scene. They don't want the YouTube stigma.

Now that I have the opportunities to do a lot, I want to do less.

Tempus never left a problem for another to solve. Tempus never let the pain or difficulty of an undertaking persuade him not to pursue a resolution his heart thought was right. Tempus never gave up.

Other people go to the office. I get to coach. I know I've been blessed.

That's one of the great things about acting - you get to pretend you're somebody else, which is great if you get bored with yourself.

I really hope that people feel permission to talk about their own troubles, but also to celebrate themselves.

We are the folk song army, every one of us cares. We all hate poverty, war, and injustice unlike the rest of you squares.