Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration,and inspiration.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.

The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

This may be the age of automation, but love is still being made by hand.

Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

Nothing ages your car as much as the sight of your neighbor's new one.

Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

The terrible thing about the quest for truth is that you find it.

Maybe the definition of a real father is someone who accepts their child for who they are, despite their faults or how far they've strayed from the path of the person you hoped they'd become.

I'm used to working alone. Frankly with some of the actors I've worked with, I've felt like I was working alone.

Why cling to the pain and the wrongs of yesterday? Why hold on to the very things that keep you from hope and love.

I hate it when they say, �He gave his life for his country.� They don�t die for the honor and glory of their country. We kill them.

In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.

It has served us well, this myth of Christ.

Back in the day people made music to go on tour. They didn't make music to make a video.

How soon would faith freeze without a cross!