Most of my bits are long stream-of-consciousness- type things, and when I'm doing them onstage, other places to take the theme or idea will hit me, and I just go with it.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

The people I know that have the hardest time keeping it together emotionally are people that don't workout.

The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.

One of the most fascinating lessons I've absorbed about life is that the struggle is good.

Build confidence and momentum with each good decision you make from here on out and choose to be inspired.

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel.

You're just part of the soup of the universe, so just try to enjoy what's good about it.

Greatness and madness are next door neighbours; and they borrow each other's sugar. You don't get there without the other.

This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem, and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.

There's a direct correlation between positive energy and positive results.

In the beginning there was faith - which is childish

Whatever is meant for you the universe shall be given to you. Do not despair.

In a couple, sometimes, one or both people have to give up their personal life, dreams and ambitions for the good of the family.

Once a gunner, always a gunner

Don't be on the side of the angels, it's too lowering.

I forgive everyone. There's no reason to hold anything against someone. Revenge is over with.

A saint is good when nobody is looking.

I got a little tired of movies where I had to shoot people. I got to thinking about the power of film and what that power is. The power is in fact that it really can change people's minds.

Unhealthy cultures create addiction. Healthy cultures create social bonds.

If you are going to do TPS you must do it all the way. You also need to change the way you think. You need to change how you look at things.