Most of my critics don't even listen to me; they are clueless. They just go to Web sites that report what I say out of context.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Cosmic Ordering is with you in all that you do.

Nothing is as powerful as one's beliefs.

A poet is a pillar of light in the darkness. Sir Kristian Goldmund Aumann

The only thing that is more expensive than education is ignorance.

I don't read horror, ever. When I was 15, I made the mistake of reading part of 'The Exorcist.' It was the first and last horror book I've ever opened.

I'm not a political thinker, but I've just always thought of myself as a Labour supporter. I was a great fan of Tony Blair. He sent me a letter before I swam the Channel to wish me luck.

I don't speak ... I operate a machine called language. It creaks and groans, but is mine own.

I am primarily concerned with the condition of man.

If I can't get the captains to respond appropriately and show the leadership I expect, how is anyone else going to respond?

African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do.