Most of the games don't let you focus too much on the cheerleaders, but I've been watching these girls.

You try to stay within the rules for the sake of the game, but you can always turn up the intensity.

Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.

I'm a cocky sumb**itch. That's what makes me such a great player.

Football is not a game for the weak of heart, because every day you've got a hundred reasons to take all those pads off and say, 'F-k it.'

There are guys who want to shoot the last shot and others who want to pass off. I want that last shot.

Cocaine is totally different than steroids.

If they play dirty, then you play dirty.

You can't tell them anything, but hopefully they will learn from the example and won't have to go through it.

Taking them out of the picture, so to speak, what football really is, the savagery, the core root of football, it doesn't change. It really puts the real in football.

And I tell ya, when I sit in that sound booth and started reading the script and starting to get into the character, man, it's an easy jump for me, because I understand what it's all about.

In one drop of water are found all the secrets of all the oceans

Do not wait: the time will never be 'just right'. Start where you stand, and work whatever tools you may have at your command and better tools will be found as you go along.

Personal Responsibility is something that you should do because it is morally right, legally required, etc.

You already know the difference between being a gracious person versus a rude one.

I can't remember a time when I didn't want to be a reporter. I don't know where I got the idea that it was a romantic calling.

When you make 'The Daily Show', it's usually not for a laurel, it's for a dart.

The lady ... is an anomaly to which the western nations of this planet have grown accustomed but which would require a great deal of explanation before a Martian could understand her.

I believe we owe it to our children and grandchildren to stay engaged and to help spread liberty and to help reformers.

Sanctified by their initiatory experiences and furnished with their spirit guardians, the shaman alone among human beings is able to consciously travel into the spiritual worlds as cosmic explorers.

I'm always kind of off to the next movie, and focused on making sure that the one I'm currently working on is as good as the one that's already on TV.