Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Faith is simply whatever is real to us.

It's impossible having five, six, seven people in a room being creative together and not fight, because you want to fight. It's the only way creativity works, if you all put your ideas in.

We needs must love the highest when we see it.

Music is supposed to create an associate level, wherein I and you and you and I can associate without any misunderstanding.

My sister gained 80 pounds expecting her baby. Well, you get nervous, waiting for those adoption papers to clear.

On a quick side note, I would argue that--much like Samuel L. Jackson--I am not arrogant at all; I'm just actually really, really great.

The warmth of his embrace soaked into me, a powerful charm against the dark things.

[I] know that love is ultimately the only answer to mankind's problems.

Not likely. Dreams are pretty and usually involve horses or rainbows or castles, or big-

We cannot allow religious hooligans to place limiting points on thought.