Most of the people who are in elective office in Washington, D.C., they have held public office before. How's that workin' for you?

Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.

The endorsement process is an evolution. What you try to do is you endorse someone that you believe in and their ideas and their solutions align with yours.

Let me tell you what the Cain Doctrine would be, as it relates to Israel if I were president. You mess with Israel, you are messing with the United States of America!

They call me racist too just because I disagree with a President who happens to be black. You are not racists - you are patriots.

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. [...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

It's not about me, it's about the grandkids. That's what a lot of people don't understand about what Herman is up to.

Stupid people are ruining America.

Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!

It's not Planned Parenthood. No, it's planned genocide. You can quote me on that.

I am suspending my presidential campaign.

I believe in a God who not only intervenes in human affairs--again and again--but one who also makes banquets out of stale bread.

Present tears water the gardens of future blessings.

Those who cannot dance, should not dance.

Of course, any movie that I make, that is released everywhere, gets a lot of exposure.

You might argue that I make the rounds no matter what year it is, but sometimes the human race likes to crank things up a little. They increase the production of bodies and their escaping souls.

Of immortality, the soul, when well employed, is incurious. It is so well, that it is sure that it will be well. It asks no questions of the Supreme Power.

If we pick out which parts of the Bible we dislike, we actually have a god we've created. How can that god ever call you out on anything?

Those people who recognise that imagination is reality's master, we call sages, and those who act upon it, we call artists.

I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot.

Always remember... How you handle obstacles will always be a key factor in determining your ability to achieve success.