Most of the stuff I do is garbage.

The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed.

Billy Crystal... I crap bigger than him.

I used to be six foot four. Now that I'm old, I slouch. So, I'm six foot three.

I go to see maybe seven films a year at the most, and since I only go to see the best, it follows that I very rarely see my own.

What each individual wills is obstructed by everyone else, and what emerges is something that no one willed.

I love newspapers. I've worked on newspapers, all my life. I've always loved it.

Practice mediation and concentration exercises, and begin to think more about regaining your sensitivity by avoiding draining situations. Not because of fear but because of intelligence.

What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?

If there is one thing I have learned during my years as a professional, it is that the only thing constant about golf is its inconstancy.

that arctic blast you're feeling? it's the chill coming off my cold shoulder

Women who set a low value of themselves make life hard for all women.

I sit with Shakespeare and he winces not.

A Mediterranean city is really my culture.