Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.

You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. In the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.

Nikola Tesla, one of Colorado's famous residents, always believed that the gasoline engine made no sense.

It's something you can actually control. With writing, it feels like it's given to you, and when the good stuff hits, it feels like it's coming from some other planet.And you're just channeling it.

Satan always tempts the pure - the others are already his.

All of civility depends on being able to contain the rage of individuals.

When the storm brews and the waves swell, only an experienced captain can control the ship and save it.

Now they're getting so politically correct you can't even stick your tongue out at somebody.

I find myself dreaming of doing normal things - like staying home and washing dishes.

Never interrupt a lady when she is speaking to you, as if what you have to say is more important.