Most of us are not really approaching the subject in order to find out what Christianity says; we are approaching it in the hope of finding support from Christianity for the views of our own party.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

I think the most profound beauty is found in what our hearts love.

Competition exists to choose who gets the prize when the prize can’t be shared.

Get out of bed and feed me already, person!

I thought that for a long while, but you chose me, and then you chose him, and choosing is hard - one choice is never the end of the story.

Life is a great lesson so learn it to be great.

It's easier to run a revolution than a government.

You have to understand what it is that you are better at than anybody else and mercilessly focus your efforts on it.

I will come back as a little breeze. You will feel me on your face, and you will know that I am still listening. So you can still talk to me.

I shall stick to my resolution of writing always what I think no matter whom it offends.

I'm not searching for the truth.That's too much pressure .