Most of us regard good luck as our right, and bad luck as a betrayal of that right.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

Nothing thicker than a knife's blade separates happiness from melancholy.

It was once said that to hide something from prying eyes you must place it where people can see it.

Caring for but never trying to own may be a further way to define friendship.

We are a representative democracy. But how did we get there? We got there through direct action. And that's enshrined in our Constitution and in our values.

I really try towork with an artist who is trying to create a long legacy of quality rather than trying to jump aboard a trend.

Hurricane Katrina exposed the harsh reality that we have been skating on thin ice when it comes to this country's energy concentrations on the Gulf Coast.

It's a journey; it's a fight everyday.

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

Turning someone away who wants to come near you, just because of your pride is also a form of mistake.

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.