Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank.

When you have a half slice of chocolate pie, it's as if you owe yourself the other half - what's known in medical circles as a 'caloric deficit.'

Old times, as my father used to say: If you're not careful, they'll gut you like a fish.

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Wayne put me right here, that's who I get the paper wit. I hope that my success never alters our relationship.

It's fun! Just fun...I don't think of it as a cabaret act per se, I call it more of a gig, if that makes any sense

I had a fan make me a silver wolf-tooth necklace. That was really great.

In the beauty and grandeur of individual trees, and in number and variety of species, the Sierra forests surpass all others

There was no despondency when she fell asleep that night; nor was there hope when she awoke in the morning.

Art remains the one way possible of speaking truth.

If you can't take a hit, you're not going to last long, that's for sure.