Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

Treat employees like partners, and they act like partners.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

The true perfection of man lies not in what man has, but in what man is.

For her fifth wedding, the bride wore black and carried a scotch and soda.

There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation.

Advertising does something important as a sector - culturally and especially economically

The things that make you most mad about the world tend to be the things that you hate in yourself.

The supreme need in every hour of difficulty and distress is for a fresh vision of God. Seeing Him, all else takes on proper perspective and proportion.

I think that people have to have to have a sense of what ideas are one the progressive side, the Democratic side in order ultimately to be effective in the political world.

I'm a wizard and I know it.

In Stamps the segregation was so complete that most Black children didn't really, absolutely know what whites looked like.

I think it's a great time to be a person of color and with talent. And actually, to be a woman as well. Our show is one of the most diverse television shows on television right now.