Most of you are so young you dont know who I am, and thats good.

Why should I apologize because God throws in crystal chandeliers, mahogany floors, and the best construction in the world?

It's not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talk-show host.

When we complain, we remain. When we whine, we stay behind. When we praise, we raise.

But when you come to Heritage USA, remember to bring your Bible and your VISA card - because the Bible is the Holy Truth, and God doesnt take American Express

You know, I try not to look back, because looking forward is so much better than looking backward.

God doesn't want his people to go second-class.

I feel like God has forgiven me of so much, that I will forgive everyone who has hurt us

And God knows I needed to be forgiven. So I had to forgive everybody. And then God - as I read in the word, you're supposed to pray for your enemies. Try that one on

So you can't lose serving God, and that all things work together for good.

I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up.

All those religions--they contradict each other on every point but every one of them is filled with ways to help people to be brave enough to laugh even though they know they are dying.

Love him and let him love you. Do you think anything else under heaven really matters?

The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.

I've played all kinds of places, laid all kinds of girls.

It is not work that kills, but "worry."

I never wanted to get caught in doing something that was really one note.

I got married before I found myself. People should find themselves before they get married.

I'm the biggest fighter in the history of the sport. If you don't believe it, check the cash register.

An important consequence of freeing oneself from the fear of death is a radical opening to spirituality of a universal and non-denominational type.

Oh God! that one might read the book of fate, And see the revolution of the times Make mountains level, and the continent, Weary of solid firmness, melt itself Into the sea.