Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret of happiness. Then if you're not a good mixer you can always fall back on your own company.

The French are a logical people, which is one reason the English dislike them so intensely. The other is that they own France, a country which we have always judged to be much too good for them.

I don’t work. I merely inflict myself on the public.

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.

A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.

Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of the mess I am in now, he thought for a long time, and I didn't care much for his answer. 'Yes,' he said. 'Death would help.'

Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

Trust is the bedrock of intimacy

I dreamt of land but that was so long ago.I don't even know if he still exists.

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.

I hold it the duty of the executive to insist upon frugality in the expenditure, and a sparing economy is itself a great national source.

It was a culture that business is something bad - it was a leftist-oriented psychology. We have to break this. We are pro-business.

I have lots of interests, but it's true that dancing is a very full-time job.

I was 26 when I invented the wrap dress. It was just a nothing little printed dress made out an jersey, and before I know it, I lived an American Dream making more than 25,000 dresses a week.

The old say, "I remember when." The young say, "What's the news?"

The undertaking of a careless man succeeds not, though he use the right expedients: a clever hunter, though well placed in ambush, kills not his quarry if he falls asleep.

I usually don't get this pretty at 3 o'clock.