Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Life is like a cigarette and the world is a cigarette packet...!!!

She may be crazy but at least she isn't you.

I reduced painting to its logical conclusion and exhibited three canvases: red, blue, and yellow. I affirmed: this is the end of painting.

Lately I've been a workaholic. I'm in the studio all the time and I've helped to produce a couple of artists

But i think it would drive me more crazy to just go do a movie that I didn't believe in, you know?

To know the world, not love her, is thy point; She gives but little, nor that little, long.

Time is of the essence - and I'm very short of essence.

Hell is the centre of evils and, as you know, things are more intense at their centres than at their remotest points.

Truth sits upon the lips of dying men, And falsehood, while I lived, was far from mine.

And now we welcome the new year, full of things that have never been