Most people are far more concerned that they can control their own bodies than they are about petitioning Congress.

Catholic extremism should be resisted as fiercely at home as we oppose the Taliban abroad.

If God wanted teenagers to be abstinent, puberty would begin at twenty.

Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy.

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.

Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win.

If you give a man a hammer, he thinks he can solve all problems by pounding. Well, God gave men penises.

The boss is never your friend, even if you're sleeping with him.

Never make enemies of anyone younger or healthier than you are. They write your history.

Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.

Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness.

One can talk good and shower down roses, but it's the receiver that has to walk through the thorns, and all its false expectations.

If Bengali is my mother, then English is my father and friend.

Don't allow ambition to rob you of destiny.

Give me juicy autumnal fruit, ripe and red from the orc

Throughout history, the Poles have defended Europe. They would fight, and - between battles - they would eat and drink.

Be kind; you're only here for a while. No sense of superiority, just do things for others. It's really fun.

The seed dies into a new life, and so does man.

I never met who I really wanted to meet, and that was Charlie Chaplin.

There are some whom the applause of the multitude has deluded into the belief that they are really statesmen.

An Atheist in Alabama is one that doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.