Most people are really nuts and that's fascinating to me.

I think everybody's weird. We should all celebrate our individuality and not be embarrassed or ashamed of it.

if you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate

We don't always cry because we are weak, sometimes we cry because we have been strong, brave and courageous for way too long.

I'm having too much fun today to worry about tomorrow.

People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.

If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them.

I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots.

Stop now and decide to never worry again about what others think about you.

If we are to have our prayers answered, we must give God the glory.

Quoth the Raven, " said a glitching voice from the phone. "Nevermore, " said the man. "Then the game has started

If you’re struggling to fit me into a box……. Then build a bigger box!

I always felt, you don’t have a good time doin crime, you may as well find a job.

The feelings we live through in love and in loneliness are simply, for us, what high tide and low tide are to the sea.

here we were again , always saying good-bye

Improvisation can be either a last resort or an established way of evoking creativity.

One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite.

We can learn to be the catalysts for our own change.