Most people are too silly to be truly interested in any thing. They herd together like cattle, and do not know what is good for them.

May you live to see the green grass growing over your grave.

I had my share of critics, and I wash my hands of the whole lot.

You are both daring and unscrupulous, and you think fast. I have been looking for a person with those particular characteristics. Also I noticed you speak Babylonian.

One's work is never so bad as it appears on bad days, nor so good as it appears on good days.

Marketing is all about providing information that will heighten someone's anticipated and real pleasure.

Any gentleman with the slightest chic will give a girl a fifty dollar bill for the powder room.

Mortals are easily tempted to pinch the life out of their neighbour's buzzing glory, and think that such killing is no murder.

It may not be impossible, but that our Faculties may be so construed, as always to deceive us in the things we judge most certain and assured.

My poor mother. Every time I get a job she asks, "Am I gonna have to watch you kiss someone again in this one?" and I say, "You're probably gonna have to watch me kiss someone in most of them, Mom."

I didn't see any NRA officials killing babies in Waco.

This is the truth: I'm into sales. I love deals. I'm definitely a sucker for steals.

Some in Washington say that you have to trade your liberty for security.