Most people have two emergency modes. Fight and Flight. But Conner always knew he had three. Fight, Flight, and Screw Up Royally.

Unwinds didn't go out with a bang-they didn't even go out with a whimper. they went out with the silence of a candle flame pinched between two fingers.

The Bill of Life was signed, the Unwind Accord went into effect, and the war was over. Everyone was so happy to end the war, no one cared about the consequences

Fight, flight, and screw up royaly.

Small victories are bet­ter than none.

I'd rather be partly great than entirely useless.

Once in a while our school has half days, and the teachers spend the afternoon 'in service,' which I think must be a group therapy for having to deal with us.

(Why did they call them sneakers if it was so hard to sneak in them?)

People would cheer throw confetti and then go about breaking the resolutions they had made only moments before.

I think all mothers are alike, regardless of cultural background, when it comes to illogical cleaning.

It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.

Never settle for less, optimize your potential wherever you find yourself.

I do not see any numbers or anything

Shit rolls downhill. Bureaucracy rolls faster.

Be careful that you don't become a hypocrite by spending all your time trying to get others right with God before you worship Him yourself.

Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.

Teach us to pray often that we may pray oftener.

God went out of me as if the sea dried up like sandpaper, as if the sun became a latrine.

Identity theft is one of the fastest-growing crimes in the nation - especially in the suburbs.

A really good detective never gets married.

Love is very powerful, but it has limits and it's a costly mistake to spread it too thin.