Most people keep their brains between their legs.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

The scars are just something that happened to me. They aren't me. Not anymore.

Most scientists will get serious media exposure about twice in their entire career. And they'll get that because they've actually done an experiment that was interesting.

He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O'Donnell's house.

The only way to get a good crew is to marry one.

I think the brutality is important to convey as part of the story, to see how brutal it is to have these kids in battle with one another.

I'm starting to mistrust my judgment.

Life continues, and we all of us keep changing and building, toward what we cannot know.

As soon as you become a writer, you lose contact with ordinary experience or tend to. ... the worst fate of a writer is to become a writer.

Grief, like a tree, has tears for its fruit.

Haughtiness lives under the same roof with solitude.