Most people laugh at situations rather than a tagline anyway.

I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.

I'm a good dad; I spend a lot of time with my kids.

PlayStation 3 is another form of meditation. Come on, when you're on set, all day? That's what I do in my trailer, I just play PlayStation 3.

I love 'Shattered Glass.' It's one of my favorite movies. I think it's just brilliant.

I just planted the family vegetables yesterday. You name it, I grow it.

My sister gave me a big bucket of Cool Whip. Isn't that awesome? For two weeks I basically watched Emergency! and ate cool whip with a spoon.

You still really fight for good parts. It never stops. It's never a breeze. The people at the top of their game work as hard as the people at the bottom.

You have to make something good. Just because all the hot actors show up and the money is there and the explosives are ready, it doesn't matter.

The werewolf film is a strange thing.

I've done flowers and kicked myself. Flowers are so lame.

Inspect what you expect from others otherwise you only end up disappointing yourself.

If the Indy Racing League didn't have the Indianapolis 500, do you think it would have lasted more than six months? No chance.

By blood and faith, Jews are God's chosen, and have no need for 'dialogue' with any gentile.

All great art and literature is propaganda.

I can't stand most things that I see.

They are becoming hysterical. This is the result of frustration.

Children and barbarians have clear ideas of justice due to them, but no idea at all of justice due from them.

We're spirited and spiritual... and fun follows us around.

Take what you want, and pay for it.

Minds that have nothing to confer Find little to perceive.