Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Your life is an opportunity to question, discover, and explore.

You say you care about the poor? Tell me their names.

The eye with which I see God is the same eye with which God sees me.

We are all part of some great cycle, some pattern that it was only God's purpose to understand.

Acting is one thing, but actually trying to change the world and the way people think to make people's lives better? That's the stuff I'm most proud of.

I like to think that I've been a good manager. That fact has been very instrumental in making Linux a successful product.

There are a lot of people who go their whole lives without truly knowing what love is, or ever experiencing that.

--nor had I understood til then how the shameless vanity of utter fools can so strongly determine the fate of others

The death of the music business was insane, but audio recordings have been around now for maybe 120 years. Books have been around for, what, nine centuries? So they're more entrenched than music.

Where everyone else sees a straight line, you see a maze, and when I'm done talking to you, the maze starts to make more sense --Reply by Dove to Aly's silent inquiry