Most people who deal in words don't have much faith in them and I am no exception.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Hope rises and dreams flicker and die. Love plans for tomorrow and loneliness thinks of yesterday. Life is beautiful and living is pain.

It's hard to tell where reality ends and illusions begins. They blend - then they separate

There should be a little gap between you and your friends, though you'll miss their companionship and you'll also miss their disrespect.

Those masks we wear not to shield others

How many times have you heard someone say If I had his money I'd do things my way Hmm, but little they know Hmm, it's so hard to find One rich man in ten with a satisfied mind.

Don't underestimate her ability to talk, it's her superpower.

Good design is thorough, down to the last detail.

A certain degree of preparation for war . . . affords also the best security for the continuance of peace.

Out of frustration, you do drugs when you can't write. On occasion that might work, but usually what happens is that once you've had on drink, you just want another drink.

Go often to Holy Communion. Go very often! This is your one remedy.

I stopped acting because I had other passions I wanted to pursue.