Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Global inequality means that while the wealthy have too few needs, the needy have too little wealth. Capitalism is stymied, courting long-term disaster.

Lost spirit. Judges without justice, priest without religion.

you know the way of the wind in the night—the desolate alleys my soul takes

He has always admired writers who each day begin a journey towards the unknown and who nevertheless spend all their time sitting in a room".

We've stayed really normal and down to Earth I think, and haven't let the success thing go to our head.

The history of science knows scores of instances where an investigator was in the possession of all the important facts for a new theory but simply failed to ask the right questions.

I don't go to places where I'm going to get mobbed.

James Bevel could do more with young people than any human being on the face of the earth.

That's why I like old monster movie actors, because they transform into different characters or creatures.

But like of each thing that in season grows.