Most people would rather defend to the death your right to say it than listen to it.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Sameron adion asoI shall sing a sweeter song tomorrow

We need time so to can explain the stuff in easy way.

Never hesitate to steal a good idea.

Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.

Wert thou all that I wish thee, great, glorious, and free, First flower of the earth and first gem of the sea.

Better freedom and a chilly road than a warm hearth and servitude.

What distinguishes Americans from many people in the world is our kind of endemic optimism.

If we were able to see God's image in our neighbor, do you think weapons and generals would be needed?

It's all a farce, - these tales they tell About the breezes sighing, And moans astir o'er field and dell, Because the year is dying.

The bureaucracy has grown such powerful roots in Russia, and corruption is so widespread, that people from opposition have no interest in changing anything.